thegaypegasus:

I want all of it. Your sleepy mumbling. Your drunken embarrassment. Your silly faces. Your anger. Your dance moves. Your anxiety. Your apologies. Your sadness. Your stern looks. Your claustrophobia. Your exasperated tone. Your frustrations. Your past. I want all of it. I want all of you.

digivolvin:

exphautaz:

asgardian-viking:

digivolvin:

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

Narcissus wrote this

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

an-adult:

the-feminists-are:

four-female:

ghostbusters?

taking over! i’m

virgin!

durbikins:

when you click on a gameplay video and are greeted by the voice of some nasally british guy

bakunom:

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

cocobutterbih:

aries: the cry babies

taurus: the compulsive liar

gemini: the hoe

cancer: the inconsiderate asshole

leo: the cocky and conceited

virgo: the messy/unstable

libra: the neighborhood pass around

scorpio: the pure/innocent

sagittarius: the strong and almighty

capricorn: the most intimidating person within looks but a sweetheart within themselves

aquarius: the goofy weirdo with the weird laugh

pisces: the emotional fuckboy .

thelovejournals:

“I have lost and loved and won and cried myself to the person I am today.”

— Charlotte Eriksson, Empty Roads & Broken Bottles; in search for The Great Perhaps

jedihighcouncil:

Everyone in mamma Mia is lgbt and the only reason it’s never brought up because it’s taking place in a universe where being lgbt is the norm and you only have to come out as straight

delug-e:

my best quality is that i torture myself and not others

realestsuggestions:

i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me